Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

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What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?

As little as possible dummy!

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

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What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

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What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists