Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

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Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they got big fingers.

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What economic theory opposes manscaping?

Laissez-fur!

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.