Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

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Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years?

Hairy Truman!

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

What economic theory opposes manscaping?

Laissez-fur!

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"

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How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta