What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What would call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at?

Unseaworthy

Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

Family Tree Jokes More Family Tree Jokes

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.