What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

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What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

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What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out