What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Family Tree Jokes More Family Tree Jokes

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping