What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

Family Tree Jokes More Family Tree Jokes

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out