Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

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What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

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Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out