Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

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What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

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What do cats listen to during their free time?

they listen to podcats.

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)