Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:
A pair of ankles
Her ankles.
A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."
A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*
otterpop
Otter you up to?
Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)
Chit-Shatting