What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Otter Jokes More Otter Jokes

What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter."

What do you call a band of otters!?

otterpop

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting