What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

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Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter."

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What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)