What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

Otter Jokes More Otter Jokes

What do you call a band of otters!?

otterpop

What did one otter say to the other otter?

Otter you up to?

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting