What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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What rock group has four guys and no singers?

Mt. Rushmore! Happy presidents day!

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

Otter Jokes More Otter Jokes

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter."

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.