What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

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What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

What is the ultimate definition of trust?

Two cannibals going down on each other

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How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.