What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

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Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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Because it's logarythmic.

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What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.