What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

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Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?

Because they're headcases.

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Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

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Chit-Shatting

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.