What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

Why do cannibals never go hungry?

Because they can make themselves dinner.

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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

Long Walk Jokes More Long Walk Jokes

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.