Why does everyone love cats?

A: They're purr-fect!

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What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

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What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.