Why does everyone love cats?

A: They're purr-fect!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing