Why does everyone love cats?

A: They're purr-fect!

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What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

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Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.