What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?

The Loch Ness Elephant !