What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What to you call a Russian flea ?

A Moscow-ito !

Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena