What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a russian bull?

a moscow

Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

How do you make an epileptic dance?

Throw a flashbang into the room.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !