What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

What do you call a Russian man with three testicles?

Mr. Whodyounickabollockov

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

What is a wok?

Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

What is an Italian redditors favorite meal?

Fettuccini Alfedora.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.