What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's a russian's favorite golf club?

A putin wedge.

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.