What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.