What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a Russian on a golf course?

Vladimir Puttin'

What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

inventor of Lucky Charms

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

What do you call Italian women in a sauna?

A: Gorillas In The Mist!

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !