What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

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Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

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Where do you find 60 million french jokes?

A: In France.

What do they call Reddit in France?

Ribbit

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What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

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Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.