What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What do they call Miley Cyrus in France?

Kilometrey Cyrus.

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.