What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

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What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

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What is a Pokemon's favourite place to go in France?

Paras

How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

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Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.