What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

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Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side :(

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

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What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

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What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

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Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.