What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

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What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

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What is a Pokemon's favourite place to go in France?

Paras

What do you call hot women in France?

Tourists

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What's Canada's favorite board game?

Sorry

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.