What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

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What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

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How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

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What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !