What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

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What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."