What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

How is a woman like KFC?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.

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How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.