A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
Both of them.
A mammoth !
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
She couldn't find the Dior
You love your own, but hate everyone else's.
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
In case he gets a hole in one.
In case he got a hole in one.
He cuts them short.
Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!
He kilt himself
When he's got ants in his pants!
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.
A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.