What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

What made the world stop being Blue?

The new softcap limits

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Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

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How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

What do you call a fart from a paraplegic?

Inert gas.

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

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Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

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What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

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Cut off their lips

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What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.