What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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El Taco Lips.

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Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

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They want to catch the last goal-post !

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What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

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What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

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M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

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Little Caesars

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Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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Denim denim denim.

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.