A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
In widescreen.
Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?
It was happy hour.
A: Leave it to peave her.
You love your own, but hate everyone else's.
Putin
First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!
He got a hole in one.
Little Caesar's
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
Denim Denim. Denim
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.
