What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.