Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A: A pachydermatologist.

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

What do you call a Russian on a golf course?

Vladimir Puttin'

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.