Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

What do you call a Russian on a golf course?

Vladimir Puttin'

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...