He got a hole in one.
So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.
You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)
Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.
Gee, you knit
The sock under my bed.