Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

What do you call a Russian on a golf course?

Vladimir Puttin'

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.