Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a black brick with three holes in it?

A polish bowling ball.

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.