What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

How deep is a swimming pool?

It deep-ends.

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.