What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.