What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

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What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

How deep is a swimming pool?

It deep-ends.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

Who's there? Bob. Bob who?

Bob Jones.