What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

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How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

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Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)