What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

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Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool"

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.