What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

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What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

What's a rock group with four guys that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob