What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

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Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's black and dosent work?

Half of London

What is half the diameter of a radish?

the radiush.

Half Cat Jokes More Half Cat Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat