What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

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What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

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How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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What do you call the western half of Kenya?

Kenya West

What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

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What looks like half a cat ?

The other half !

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat