What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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What has 2 wings and a halo?

Did you say angel WRONG! Its a chinese phone. *Wing Wing* "Halo "

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

Gifted!

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

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What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat