What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What looks like half a cat ?

The other half !