What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat