What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

What looks like half a cat ?

The other half !