What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

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What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

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What's got two legs and bleeds?

half a dog Derek, s01e05

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat