What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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What molecule has the best sense of humor?

A helium polymer. HeHeHeHeHe

What do you call cows that don't have a sense of humor?

Feminists.

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How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.