What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby?

A baby.

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

Half Cat Jokes More Half Cat Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat