What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros?

An abomination.

Half Cat Jokes More Half Cat Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat