What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

Long Ear Jokes More Long Ear Jokes

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!