What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

Why didn't the Cancer Cowboy head out West?

He was afraid of Chemo-sabe.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

Long Ear Jokes More Long Ear Jokes

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!

What has long ears hops and likes websurfing?

The e-aster bunny.