What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

Long Ear Jokes More Long Ear Jokes

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!

What has long ears hops and likes websurfing?

The e-aster bunny.