What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

Long Ear Jokes More Long Ear Jokes

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!