What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket?

Your Billie Jeans

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

Long Ear Jokes More Long Ear Jokes

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

What has long ears hops and likes websurfing?

The e-aster bunny.