What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

Long Ear Jokes More Long Ear Jokes

What has long ears hops and likes websurfing?

The e-aster bunny.

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!