What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

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Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

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Where do noobs live in Iceland?

Rekt-javk

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.