What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

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How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

Noob Jokes More Noob Jokes

Where do noobs live in Iceland?

Rekt-javk

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.