What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

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How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

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Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

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What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Where do noobs live in Iceland?

Rekt-javk