What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

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What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

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How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

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Where do noobs live in Iceland?

Rekt-javk

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.