One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!
None. Their President outsources the job to India.
8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.
Because, they're so darn stupid!
A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.
No MAN'S sky!
Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.