What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

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What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."