What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

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Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.