What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.