What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

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What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

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Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

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Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters