What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

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Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

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How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

What's Darth Vader's sister's name?

Elle Vader.

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

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What's a pickup artist's favorite breakfast?

Steak and negs. In shame and solitude

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.