What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

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Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

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What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

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Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...