What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

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How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

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What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

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What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

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Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

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How do you get to the front page of reddit ?

Lack of originality

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.