What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

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What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

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What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

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Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

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What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

How do you get to the front page of reddit ?

Lack of originality