What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

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Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

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Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

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What's the worst part about being black?

Even the name has 'lack' in it

Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.