What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

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What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

How do you find an inconvenient proof?

With an Al-Gore-rithm

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Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

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Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.