What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

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Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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What do you call a vegetarian?

A hopeless romaine-tic

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

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How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

What do Canadians put on their steaks?

Eh-1 (Sorry)

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Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...

What's the worst part about being black?

Even the name has 'lack' in it