How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

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How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

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What do you call a vegetarian?

A hopeless romaine-tic

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !