How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !