How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

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Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

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What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.