What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses

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How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

Mrs. Claus Jokes More Mrs. Claus Jokes

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture