What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

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What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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What do you call dangerous precipitation?

A rain of terror

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.