What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

What does Santa say when he is sick?

OH OH NO!

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.

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What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course