What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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What ethnicity is Santa?

North Poleish

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.

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What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

What type of curry sets fire to the rain?

A-Dhal