What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

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How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

Why are gangstas afraid of the rain?

Cuz they roofless.