What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.