What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What ethnicity is Santa?

North Poleish

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Why did Negan watch Arrested Development?

Someone told him there were two Lucilles

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

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What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies