Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

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How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)