Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

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What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

A conundrum.

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets