Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)