Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!