Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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Why does Santa give better presents to rich kids?

Because poor kids have behavioural problems! *rimshot*

What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

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Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.