Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

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What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba