Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

Previous Random Joke Next

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

Why is it fun to play with matches ?

They're lit.

Clau Jokes More Clau Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

Nba Jokes More Nba Jokes

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.