Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What does Santa say when he goes fox hunting?

A: Tally hohoho!

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!