What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

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Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

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Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

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What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.