What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

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Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

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What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

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What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'