How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

Why are test tube manufacturers always single?

People just seem to find them vial!

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

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Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

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How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

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What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'