How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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Why do electricians make good mediators?

Because they're good at finding common ground.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus?

It only took 1 nail to hang the picture.

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

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What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

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What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.