How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

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What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

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How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

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What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

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What are we gonna name our band?

from crowd look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

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How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

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What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.