What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a