What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

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What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

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Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!