What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

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What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

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What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.

What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol