What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

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Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

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What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

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What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.