What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

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Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

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What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.