What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

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When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

culosis.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.