What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

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What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

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What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !

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Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".