What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

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Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

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What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.