What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

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How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

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What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...