Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

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What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

A: Ptera Don

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What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

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What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

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What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

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What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.