Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

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Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

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What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

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What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

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What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.