Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

Foreskin Jokes More Foreskin Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Necktie Jokes More Necktie Jokes

What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

Flop Jokes More Flop Jokes

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.