Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

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Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

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What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

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Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

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Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.