Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

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What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

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What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

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Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

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What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.