Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

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Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?

An investigator.

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What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?

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Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

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What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

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Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

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What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

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Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.