Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

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How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

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Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."

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What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

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Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

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What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.