How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

What do you call a Tardy count for a school of water bears?

A tardigrade!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?

get in the car :P

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What did the pre-school math teacher have to say about her students?

Every single one counts.

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!