How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

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School Jokes More School Jokes

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

P Jokes More P Jokes

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays?

Their bigotry.

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.