How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

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Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

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How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

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How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

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What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

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Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.