Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

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What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

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Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

To look for the lowest prices.

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles