Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

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How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why would I do that?

Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.