Their teacher told them not to use tables!
Because he had to use the bathroom.
He always says it with a hard "arrr."
Shirley you can't be Sirius.
Her Highness will tell you
What do you mean?
Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D
Student : By Staying at home. :p
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
I'll live...
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
It's a long story.
