What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

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Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

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What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

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What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

What do they call Redditting on the toilet?

Snoo on the loo