What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

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How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.

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How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

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Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

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What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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What do they call Redditting on the toilet?

Snoo on the loo

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.