Loo Jokes

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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What do they call Redditting on the toilet?

Snoo on the loo

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Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

Salute Jokes More Salute Jokes

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did the celiac patient have to skip leg-day?

Because he's allergic to glutes

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

E Jokes More E Jokes

Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'