Loo Jokes

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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What do they call Redditting on the toilet?

Snoo on the loo

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E Jokes More E Jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where can you dance in California?

A. San Fran-disco

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call a cellphone company that uses nuclear power?

Cher-Mobile

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

Snoo Jokes More Snoo Jokes

Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.

What do they call Redditting on the toilet?

Snoo on the loo

Salute Jokes More Salute Jokes

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers?

Arizona

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

Ctrl+C

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.