Loo Jokes

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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What do they call Redditting on the toilet?

Snoo on the loo

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Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

Occupy Jokes More Occupy Jokes

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

How do you keep an Idiot occupied?

Click here to find out( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/howdoyoukeepanidiotoccupied/)

Snoo Jokes More Snoo Jokes

What do they call Redditting on the toilet?

Snoo on the loo

Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

Where can you dance in California?

A. San Fran-disco