Because the label said General Foods.
First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.
Because the box said 2-4 years!
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D
It doesn't Mather.
A Super Bowl
Because the supermarket closes at 7:30
It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.
There was a loo tenant inside.