What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

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Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

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Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

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What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

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