What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who's driving?

Immigration.

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What goes moof?

A cow with buck teeth.

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!