What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.