Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down?

Their Injun died on them!

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Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

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Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

What do Native Americans call vegetarians?

Poor hunters

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Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down?

Their Injun died on them!

Why did the cowboy's car stop?

It had Injun (engine) trouble.