Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.
It was too clingy
You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"
He only needed them after he'd opened it.
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
Hallooooo me!
It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.
One, but it takes 7 years.
Dog:
