Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.
Breaking the fifth wall.
Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.
Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it
they both capture the moment.
A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
Oh questions about the job No I'm good."
It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.
One, but it takes 7 years.
Dog:
