What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

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Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

Bad Luck Jokes More Bad Luck Jokes

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

7 Year Jokes More 7 Year Jokes

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

Lifetime Jokes More Lifetime Jokes

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog: