What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

What do you call a car with a broken exhaust?

Emission impossible

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Why do cows moo?

A: Because their horns don't work.