What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

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What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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Why do cows moo?

A: Because their horns don't work.

What's a cow's favorite chemical?

molybdenum monoxide MoO