What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

What do you call a group of cars ?

A clutch !

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How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.