What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

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What did the black man get for his 18th birthday?

Your car.

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

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What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos