What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

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What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?

Moo many...