What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?

Moo many...