What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

Previous Random Joke Next

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos