Moo!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Moo many...
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
a bilingual chicken
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
Moo moos
The past tense of "moo"!
Because they lactose. Moo
A bilingual chicken
molybdenum monoxide MoO
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A: Moo.
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
A: Because their horns don't work.
Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"
A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew
Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo
Moo. As told by my kid this morning.
A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.
A girl scout that got hit by a car.
Coaster Rica
A: A new bar
A cattle battle!
Filet delay!
Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
A: E-I-E-I-O.
The wheelchairs are too expensive.
They came together, it was a perfect lay.
A stick.
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Slopz
He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*