Moo Jokes

What Does A Ghost Cow Say?

Moo!

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How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?

Moo many...

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What's a cow's favorite chemical?

molybdenum monoxide MoO

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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What did the cow say to the masked robber?

A: Moo.

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Why do cows moo?

A: Because their horns don't work.

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

Cheeseburger Jokes More Cheeseburger Jokes

Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?

A double!

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What do you call a skinny, Islamic cow?

A moo-slim.

What do you call a Saudi cow?

A moo-slim

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.