Moo Jokes

What Does A Ghost Cow Say?

Moo!

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How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?

Moo many...

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What's a cow's favorite chemical?

molybdenum monoxide MoO

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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What did the cow say to the masked robber?

A: Moo.

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Why do cows moo?

A: Because their horns don't work.

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

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Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii?

A trans pacific partner ship.

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Happy Birthday Jokes More Happy Birthday Jokes

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"