Moo Jokes

What Does A Ghost Cow Say?

Moo!

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How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?

Moo many...

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What's a cow's favorite chemical?

molybdenum monoxide MoO

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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What did the cow say to the masked robber?

A: Moo.

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Why do cows moo?

A: Because their horns don't work.

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

Cheeseburger Jokes More Cheeseburger Jokes

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group that keeps getting bigger?

A crew.

What group would an obese racist join?

The cake-cake-cake.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?

Sir, she came in with you!"

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.