Moo Jokes

What Does A Ghost Cow Say?

Moo!

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How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?

Moo many...

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What's a cow's favorite chemical?

molybdenum monoxide MoO

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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What did the cow say to the masked robber?

A: Moo.

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Why do cows moo?

A: Because their horns don't work.

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?

A: A new bar

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?

A cattle battle!

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

Happy Birthday Jokes More Happy Birthday Jokes

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?

A: E-I-E-I-O.

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that lives on a hill?

Slopz

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*