Moo!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Moo many...
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
a bilingual chicken
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
Moo moos
The past tense of "moo"!
Because they lactose. Moo
A bilingual chicken
molybdenum monoxide MoO
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A: Moo.
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
A: Because their horns don't work.
Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"
A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew
Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo
Moo. As told by my kid this morning.
The Moo York Times
He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.
He kilt himself
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
He loves a good happy ending
A Humble Hindi Bundle.
Horizontal blinds.
I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
they're both Paris shooters
A 'mosque-ito'.
Aloha Akbar.
Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport
A cud thud!
A nerd herd!