Moo!
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Moo many...
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
a bilingual chicken
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
Moo moos
The past tense of "moo"!
Because they lactose. Moo
A bilingual chicken
molybdenum monoxide MoO
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
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A: Moo.
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
A: Because their horns don't work.
Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"
A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew
Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo
Moo. As told by my kid this morning.
Shocked.
Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.
He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy
A: He wanted to sing higher!
Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
It grows a Moostache.
Because they are in bread.
A double!
A moo-slim.
A moo-slim
A rye
One that gets you an oscar
To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here
A Popsicle.