What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

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What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

5 Year Old Nephew Jokes More 5 Year Old Nephew Jokes

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew