What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

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Why do groups of cows not like new music releases?

Because they've herd it all before

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Where are the cleanest bathrooms on college campuses?

The women's bathrooms in the engineering building. Credit to

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

5 Year Old Nephew Jokes More 5 Year Old Nephew Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew