What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

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Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

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Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

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What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.