What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

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What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

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What is Imperator Furiosa's least favorite type of ice cream?

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

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What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!