What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

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Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

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What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

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What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.