How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

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Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae School

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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How many black people does it take to start a riot?

1

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.