How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

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How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.

When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

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What's an electrical engineers favorite flavor of ice cream?

Shocklate.

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!