How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

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Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

The rest are hunt'n peckers.

What did number 2 say to number 1?

you're an odd fellow

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Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

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How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.