How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

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What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."