How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

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Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

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What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

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How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee