How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

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How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

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How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.