How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

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Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

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What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

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What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum