Hearse Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

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What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

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His and Hearse towels

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What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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A rehearsal