Hearse Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Rehearsal Jokes More Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

Repair Shop Jokes More Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."