Hearse Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

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What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Rehearsal Jokes More Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What do you call a women with 1 leg?

ilene

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

Repair Shop Jokes More Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino