Hearse Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

Repair Shop Jokes More Repair Shop Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

Rehearsal Jokes More Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What do you call a rocket-powered car?

An Otto-mobile