Hearse Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

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What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives?

1% milk

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What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

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What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you call a group of hoes in a bathroom?

r/showerthoughts

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

Repair Shop Jokes More Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse?

When they blow, you got no power!!

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.