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A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
Barium.
That would be a dead giveaway.
We'll have to rehearse that."
They both take away the coffin.
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
Barium
Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.
They're never short of Sichuan musicians.
Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.
Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...
Is that you coffin
1 corpsepower
The barber ran
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