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A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
Barium.
That would be a dead giveaway.
We'll have to rehearse that."
They both take away the coffin.
He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.
An increase in battery cases.
They're never short of Sichuan musicians.
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.
They barium.
Barium
A: Should we walk home or take a dog
The witch !
Hint: It's a dead giveaway.
They have an engineering degree.
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p