Dead Giveaway Jokes

What's the definition of a will?

It's a dead giveaway.

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Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

What do you call a will?

a dead giveaway

What is a dead giveaway someone has no idea what they are doing?

They have an engineering degree.

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How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

What about you?

me: define "child"

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of Polystyrene?

A plastic parrot!

What's the definition of a mere myth?

A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg

Item Jokes More Item Jokes

Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming"

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !