What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

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How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.