What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

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What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.