What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

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Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale