What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What do 0/10 little boys enjoy?

Catholic priests

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.