What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

What are the two primary motions in Catholic feet?

Genuflection and supplication

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What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.