What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

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What do you call the first migrant off the boat?

Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat Amhere Azwell Azhim

Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.