What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

How do you get a Catholic nun pregnant?

Dress her as a choirboy

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

What do 0/10 little boys enjoy?

Catholic priests