What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

What did the first stop light say to the second stop light?

Don't look I'm changing

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What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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Whats better then a gold medal in the special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

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Just one. They're retardedily strong.

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..