What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What do you call a retard who is super high?

a baked potato lol xD

Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....