What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

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What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

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What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

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What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

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Self) Semi retarded.