What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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