What's better than getting second place...

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What do you call a retard who is super high?

a baked potato lol xD

What do you say when someone makes a racially insensitive comment?

That's insensitive, you retard.