What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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Gopher gold.

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The constellation prize.

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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Being normal.

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The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

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What do you call a retard who is super high?

a baked potato lol xD

What do you say when someone makes a racially insensitive comment?

That's insensitive, you retard.