What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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Only 12. One for every month.

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Hose B

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Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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Walking.

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They both came in a little behind.

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

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The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

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Special teams.

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Flame retardant