What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

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Because they pull out at the last second.

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Gopher gold.

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They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

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What do you say when someone makes a racially insensitive comment?

That's insensitive, you retard.

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.