What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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Whats better then a gold medal in the special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

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How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.