What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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How long does a dog's bark last?

ly a second.

How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

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Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What do you say when someone makes a racially insensitive comment?

That's insensitive, you retard.

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded