Not being retarded
I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
They have the worst track record for finishing a race.
They both came in a little behind.
Being normal.
That's insensitive, you retard.
a baked potato lol xD
