What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

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Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

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What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

What do you call a retard who is super high?

a baked potato lol xD